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Re: Funnys......
by fst06stg 2/18/2009, 9:48 pm
the correct answer to that question is just wrong! lol
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Re: Funnys......
by BMMC1 2/20/2009, 10:38 am
Grabber07' wrote:Too long..not reading
Jarrod look! Shinny thing!
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Re: Funnys......
by Guest 3/25/2009, 4:05 pm
MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard
stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked
back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest
of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and
doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like
a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but
never scratches itself,has a delicate touch
except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed.
And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer,
come here! I said get your arse over here,
Killer!' Now think about how you call a
cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus,
you're pitched, you're so queer.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are
a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs,
crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs
feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in
training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom
or whiz in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual
relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he
defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee,
you're as camp as a row of tents.. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.
If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've
had a man there too.
6. If you know more than six names of non-standard
colours or four different types of dessert other than
ice cream and custard, you might as well be
handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn't
have memory space in his brain to remember all of that
crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or
you know what a 'fressier' is; you're gay. And if you
can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or
denim, you are poofter.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget
it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only
puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a
> slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest
of the time he needs that hand to change the radio
station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard
stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked
back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest
of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and
doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like
a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but
never scratches itself,has a delicate touch
except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed.
And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer,
come here! I said get your arse over here,
Killer!' Now think about how you call a
cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus,
you're pitched, you're so queer.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are
a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs,
crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs
feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in
training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom
or whiz in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual
relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he
defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee,
you're as camp as a row of tents.. A straight man will
never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.
If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've
had a man there too.
6. If you know more than six names of non-standard
colours or four different types of dessert other than
ice cream and custard, you might as well be
handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn't
have memory space in his brain to remember all of that
crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or
you know what a 'fressier' is; you're gay. And if you
can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or
denim, you are poofter.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget
it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only
puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a
> slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest
of the time he needs that hand to change the radio
station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
Guest- Guest
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Re: Funnys......
by BMMC1 3/31/2009, 3:20 pm
Subject: A Shaken President
The Department Of Defense briefed the President this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?'"
This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
The Department Of Defense briefed the President this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?'"
This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
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Re: Funnys......
by Metric7 3/31/2009, 3:56 pm
You better watch it, Paulie, or he'll remove you from the office of President of the BMMC.
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Re: Funnys......
by Metric7 3/31/2009, 4:53 pm
I think you should - we could do a lot with $35-40 billion!! We would miss you, though. 
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Re: Funnys......
by fst06stg 4/1/2009, 6:43 pm
In honor of the 44th President of the
United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream
has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road ".
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla,
half Chocolate, and surrounded by
Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not
openly advertised and usually
denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very
bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented
to you in a large beautiful cone, but
then the Ice Cream is taken away and
given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty Wallet,
no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any
Ice Cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream
has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road ".
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla,
half Chocolate, and surrounded by
Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not
openly advertised and usually
denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very
bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented
to you in a large beautiful cone, but
then the Ice Cream is taken away and
given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty Wallet,
no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any
Ice Cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
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Nice!
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Re: Funnys......
by MrClark 4/1/2009, 10:10 pm
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music...... The "iTit" will cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size...... This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: Funnys......
by Guest 4/2/2009, 11:28 am
MrClark wrote:Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music...... The "iTit" will cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size...... This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
DUDE!!!! Perfect Christmas present for the wife.
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Re: Funnys......
by BMMC1 9/24/2009, 8:17 pm
Hours.. at least mins of entertainment. http://thereifixedit.com/
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Re: Funnys......
by MrClark 9/25/2009, 10:45 am
http://thereifixedit.com/[/quote[/url]]2006GT wrote:Hours.. at least mins of entertainment. [url=http://thereifixedit.com/
good stuff
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Re: Funnys......
by BMMC1 10/13/2009, 7:40 pm
BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama
wins the Heisman Trophy after watching
a college football
game!!!
wins the Heisman Trophy after watching
a college football
game!!!
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Re: Funnys......
by fst06stg 10/13/2009, 7:42 pm
2006GT wrote:BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama
wins the Heisman Trophy after watching
a college football
game!!!
bow to the Messiah...
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Re: Funnys......
by 03.sonicblue 10/14/2009, 1:05 pm
2006GT wrote:BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama
wins the Heisman Trophy after watching
a college football
game!!!
They also gave him the Cy Young award last week for throwing out the first pitch at the World Series. What a guy.
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Re: Funnys......
by BMMC1 11/13/2009, 10:18 am
Check this site out... It's all funny facebook posts. Some of them are classic. ROFLAO!
www.lamebook.com
www.lamebook.com
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