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BMMC1- BMMC Board Member
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Re: Funnys......
by 07_427R 4/8/2008, 8:30 pm
That guy has way too much time on his hands.... Very cool Tank though!!!! Whats next, RPG paint ball or RC model aircraft dropping paint ball bombs??? 
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Re: Funnys......
by BMMC1 4/15/2008, 10:26 pm
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Re: Funnys......
by JrSVT 4/16/2008, 8:48 pm
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because 8 inches wouldn't do them much good
sorry, couldn't help myself with the topic going on in the word association thread.
Because 8 inches wouldn't do them much good
sorry, couldn't help myself with the topic going on in the word association thread.
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Re: Funnys......
by JrSVT 4/18/2008, 9:14 am
Q: What's the first thing a 14yr old girl from Arkansas says when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Get off me Pa!!, you're smashin' my Marlboro's!!
A: Get off me Pa!!, you're smashin' my Marlboro's!!
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Re: Funnys......
by 07_427R 4/22/2008, 4:26 pm
2006GT wrote:Wow... I'm sure this isn't shopped... ;)
Nope, I've seen that all the time on the highway.......NOT...Cool Pic@!!!!
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Re: Funnys......
by 07_427R 4/22/2008, 4:43 pm
Paul Bunyon Chain Saw Video.......I needed that last chainsaw this past winter: 
Awesome Chainsaw Video
Awesome Chainsaw Video
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Re: Funnys......
by 07Shelby500 4/22/2008, 11:07 pm
A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD", because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD", because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
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Re: Funnys......
by Guest 4/25/2008, 2:27 pm
haha...heres David and Paul when they get older
http://www.break.com/index/who-wears-short-shorts.html
http://www.break.com/index/who-wears-short-shorts.html
Guest- Guest
Re: Funnys......
by 07Shelby500 4/25/2008, 6:05 pm
http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html[/quote[/url]]2006GT wrote:This is David trying to pick up women...
[url=http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html
I particularly like the end where he punts the dog!
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Re: Funnys......
by 07Shelby500 4/27/2008, 9:38 pm
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her
husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her
house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday r olled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp -
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he
give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me
$500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He
came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd
stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her
husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her
house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday r olled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp -
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he
give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me
$500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He
came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd
stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
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Re: Funnys......
by 07Shelby500 4/28/2008, 2:17 pm
Thats funny! Jarrod you should make that your avatar
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