2011 BMMC FANTASY FOOTBALL

Wow Jerry only needed 7 points to win over Chris. He has two players and thus far to Chris is making him earn every point. As of the time of this post... Jerry still needs 3.

3 it's the majic number....

He won dick, go to bed

Bitter... I like it you *beep* tard.

I need a bigger ladder...

Week 5 Power Rankings

With the next few weeks of “byes”… it will get interesting.

1. Team Haines – REMINDS UNDEFEATED! Needed 38 points with only 2 players left for Monday’s game. Kirb was already typing
a bragging post and was getting ready to hit send when…. BAAAM! 41 points. This team keeps on dominating. I’m really thinking it should be renamed “The Haines” trophy.

2. Sonic Blues- Lost your first game but never looked back. You are a proud and a well deserving “FIRST LOOSER”.

3. Da Bolts- You are leading your division by only one game. Oh Danny boy comes to town this week. Better hope Vick does have his coming out
party…

4. F-Ball Chick – 58 points? Really? Maybe you should have listened to your husb…. I mean adviser.

5. Turf Toe TT- How split is this league between good and bad? A person can have a record of 2-3 and still be in 5^th place in the Power Rankings.

6. Possums- Good news! You’re only one game out of 5^th place in the Power rankings! Bad news… you’re probably already out of the playoffs.

7. Kirbosky Dode – See Possums….

THE BASEMENT. Killing Short Guys- I must say…. This is the worst team ever in BMMC fantasy football… in fact it’s not even close. This team is in such bad shape that at this point, they couldn’t beat Tulsa Community College.

Yep... I knew it was too good to be true when i got 20 points from my KICKER!

yes at the bottom woot!!!!

Very quiet in the house today.... Very.

The more important thing here is that the CARDINALS beat the Brewers!!!!!

I finally won one...

I think my players thought they were on a bye week, they all performed like a big steaming pile of

Mines a nail biter...

pretty sure most of our players acted like it was a bye week

The funniest one is leonard, he is up by 1 point on his way to his first win... Yet the team he beat forgot to update their players. Someone finally gave him a pitty win

f u

Haha, a wins a win... You may go undefeated now?

No power rankings?

Yeah... Wheres my "your team is rediculous" reminder...

Week 6 Power Rankings

Interesting week... A loser won, a winner is still winning and my wife won't talk to me...

1. Team Haines – The top 3 highest scoring games this season are 145, 143 & 137. The teams that scored them... Team Haines, Team Haines & Team Haines.

2. Da Bolts- Congrats. You moved up to a solid first looser! BTW... Cards still suck.

3. Sonic Blues- Singing the blues is more like it... It's too early in the season to look this tired.

4. F-Ball Chick – Sliped to .500 thanks to her billionaire playboy and coach of the year husband.

5. Kirbosky Dode- Up One! You and Turf Toe are about as tied as you can get. Same record... so I looked PA and PF you won that by 1 on each. Build on this.

6. Turf Toe - Down One! You and Kirbosky are about as tied as you can get. Same
record... so I looked PA and PF you lost that by 1 on each. Learn from
this.

7. Killing Short Guys- Wow! You're technically out of the basement! However, you're only on the first step. But you got your first win! However, you have 5 loses. Bottom line. You're out of the basement but, you still suck!

THE
BASEMENT...Possums - Playing a player that is on his bye? Ahh... The first sign of giving up. Killing Short Guys was down there for so long and he pooped in the corner... go ahead and clean that up, will ya please.

I am on a comeback bitches, time to take kirby down!

Leonard 95 wrote:I am on a comeback bitches, time to take kirby down!

Wow, you set such lofty goals.

Wow. That's soooooo original.

One more and im .500!!

MrClark wrote:One more and im .500!!

Sorry, you can't play Leonard twice in a row, you will have to earn the next one

You guys laugh now, bet I don't lose another game this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!