GENERAL CHAT

I felt that a General Chat thread inside of a General chat thread was appropriate....... this is for all of the random stuff. Hows everyone doing this evening? Stormy!!

Doing ok. Green lillypads digging a hole through the atmosphere with chipmunk teeth.

Random enough?

haha now that was classic right there....thanks for the laugh

A Gnome feeding a baby.

A giant snake wearing a vest rolling a doughnut while mice dance the macarana around a campfire singing songs about caves.

Well it looks like its just us 3 amigos on the forum up this late...... chip munks frighten me...along with clowns and carne folk

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, coo coo ca chew!

Doesn't get much random than the Beatles during the drug years...

Jerbears are the most frightening things I know of. I heard they cross bread one with a leprechaun .........

2006GT wrote:Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, coo coo ca chew!

Doesn't get much random than the Beatles during the drug years...

wow that was poetry

Oh I dont know. I bet I can top that. My mind is......Disturbed.

Holy crap that reminds me of a video thats on the web right now.... shows a damn scary gnome slaking the streets at night in south america...as soon as I find it Ill post it. freaky watch how the gnome walks sideways...ewwww I jut got goosebumps

found it...read the article..then scroll down to the video!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

We know...

Headed to bed lovers. I'll check in from NM...

Grabber07' wrote:Holy crap that reminds me of a video thats on the web right now.... shows a damn scary gnome slaking the streets at night in south america...as soon as I find it Ill post it. freaky watch how the gnome walks sideways...ewwww I jut got goosebumps

found it...read the article..then scroll down to the video!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

Dickhead... i posted that 2 days ago. Pretty wild though.

Yea but no one listens to you

I think its the leprechan that stole our trophy david!! You decide

It is. I think Paul may actually be a leprechaun. I know he turns into a jerbear after midnight.

Man this club is full of name calling backstabers. How do you live with yourselves.ha ha. just kidding

By the way, i want to know how the traveling knome travels and how does he talk with out moving his lips. anyone

David, if you haven't already you might want to let Rob know about the new site.........

new sig and avatar

NVM

Sup everyone... wow this site is awesome! theres so much room! HELLOOOOO!!!!!! (echo...echo...)

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VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb Hence we have "the rule of thumb"



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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.



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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.



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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S ... Treasury.



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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.



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Coca-Cola was originally green.



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It is impossible to lick your elbow.



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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)



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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.



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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.



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The I35 Bridge that collapsed in Minneapolis had 144000 cars cross over it every day.



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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.



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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:



Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.



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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.



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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?



A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?



A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?



A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?



A. All were invented by women.



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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?



A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?



A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."



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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.



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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."



It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"



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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.



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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!



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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.



I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?



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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...



1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.



4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.



6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.



7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen



8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.



10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.



11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )



12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.



14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

haha thats kool

Bob you are now forbidden to type more than 3 sentences...Im tired of scrolling

That was good........

I just activated Steve's (aka musicman's) account....WELCOME!!!! Even though you dont have a mustang.... your always welcome!!!

With the price of gas you need to be alert for the thieves out there, get a good locking gas cap,

Saw where SUVs are a major target because the folks can easily crawl underneath and drill a hole in the tank.......and no, no booms yet !!

Thats just dumb. People stealing Gas.

Hey its like stealing money these days.... at over $3 a gallon an SUV is a very lucrative target

Wow I was sitting in my brothers house in BA...battle creek Golf course when I saw this streak of lightning roll accross the sky.

I was like is it supposed to storm.... they said umm its supposed to storm pretty good with a possibility of hail.... Not a drop of rain yet so I booked it doing 80 on 169 and the BA...made it in my garage not 2 min before drop drop drop...POUR!! very lucky... I just washed the damn car this afternoon!

Just thought I would share

Thanks for sharing