I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's......a good excuse not to go to jury duty
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I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's......a good excuse not to go to jury duty
lol great way to get out of jury duty
In no uncertain terms, a Montana man tells judge why he won't serve
APRIL 30--There are probably better ways to avoid jury duty than the approach recently taken by a Montana man. After Erik Slye, 36, received a jury notice earlier this year, he filed a notarized affidavit seeking to be excused from serving on a District Court panel in Gallatin County. Slye's caustic affidavit, which he prepared with help from his wife Jennifer, can be found below. The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury.
In no uncertain terms, a Montana man tells judge why he won't serve
APRIL 30--There are probably better ways to avoid jury duty than the approach recently taken by a Montana man. After Erik Slye, 36, received a jury notice earlier this year, he filed a notarized affidavit seeking to be excused from serving on a District Court panel in Gallatin County. Slye's caustic affidavit, which he prepared with help from his wife Jennifer, can be found below. The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury.
MustangFanatic07- BMMC Elite Post Pig
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Re: I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's......a good excuse not to go to jury duty
His wife had to help him write that?? If I were the judge, I'd fine him $1,000 for contempt of court and issue a lifetime ban preventing him from ever serving on a jury.
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Re: I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's......a good excuse not to go to jury duty
HA! I wish he'd say what's on his mind...
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Re: I'd rather count the wrinkles on my dog's......a good excuse not to go to jury duty
Him and jrod must be friends, they both like to count wrinkles on their dogs balls! I know I could never write that stuff down on a affidavit.
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