Jerbear question?

I understand that the "Jerbear" is native to the South Tulsa area... It's eating habits haven't been documented, neither has it's mating rituals...... But I am starting to think... either.... it is nocternal or maybe doesn't even sleep at all?

Supporting evidence: Will answer phone or text during days..... posts comments on forums.... all night!

Hmm..... Paul, what did the animal breeder tell you when you acquired this rare specimen?




ps.... Jarrod, I am glad that your a good sport about all this..... I would feel bad... if you went on a killing spree or something of that nature!

I heard a nasty rumor that Jerbears eat their young too..

They love apple pie!

I hear it reproduces asexually.

Dirtymurph wrote:I hear it reproduces asexually.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

you have heard correct, they start by dislocations certain bones in their back then go into a ball and start sucking on their..... you know what this is best left for the documentary we're making

wow, this might get moved to the saloon soon, lol.

fst06stg wrote:wow, this might get moved to the saloon soon, lol.

only if were going to discus their mating practices! :)

I just found this and it's kind of disturbing. LOL

when ever theres a jerrbear involved its always disturbing. the jerrbear is gods plan for population control!

ARMORINE wrote:when ever theres a jerrbear involved its always disturbing. the jerrbear is gods plan for population control!

05SatinGT wrote:

ARMORINE wrote:when ever theres a jerrbear involved its always disturbing. the jerrbear is gods plan for population control!

Thats funny...I dont care who you are.

so I have yet to see any evidence showing where this "jerbear" came from.....

my current theory is that he/she (still have not confirmed a gender) formed from an organism left behind from the original 5th planet... I believe this jerbear species lived on the original 5th planet untill it exploded sending pieces all over our solar system.... some of these collided with earth and over time cooled enough to generate life for the organism's that were carried here (hence the re-creation of jerbear)... the pieces that did not get hurled across the solar system still orbit in a long belt shaped cluster around the sun today... we know it as the astroid belt between mars and jupiter

Oh here we go again. lol

I think deins supply of jerbear sauce ran out, he was crying for some more.

Where is Jerbear? Ever since he got his new cave/den/hut he has been no where to be found.

2006GT wrote:Where is Jerbear? Ever since he got his new cave/den/hut he has been no where to be found.

That is so sweet. Are you sitting on the porch waiting and yelling for your jerbear to come home. Is he your old yeller? Mabey he is dead....who knows. LOL

Close... Sitting on my porch scratching my nut sake... that use to bring him running.

BWAH HA HA

Yea, jrod to up class now that he has a house, doesn't get on the forums and won't even go to cars show, what a pussy! :)

hey i saw Distric 9 in the movies and the end of the credits they shown a preview of Distric 10 "Jerbears". so so so creepy.

That movie sucked... saw it last weekend. I guess I'm just not into those types of movies.

2006GT wrote:That movie sucked... saw it last weekend. I guess I'm just not into those types of movies.

Yea, your more of the lord of the rings guy!

Damn folks.... can we all get along?

Black08_427R wrote:Damn folks.... can we all get along?

you sir are a necro

Black08_427R wrote:Damn folks.... can we all get along?

For the record... Can't stand, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc. Not into the fantasy crap.

I tend to like the history genre. I also enjoy comedies. Especially those where the husbands depend on their wives to make all the money. Those are awesome! What a bunch of loosers!

lol patton!!!