Tips for Jerbear on Married Life

The best way to remember your wife's birthday..... is to forget it once

When she sends you to the couch to sleep act upset but in all reality sleeping on the couch is like camping for guys, we dont mind it.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night..... first the ring.... then you wake up

tell her that tests show that semen is good for her complexion.

RUN...while you still can!!!

Revit wrote:RUN...while you still can!!!

Im with ya Ronnie

Grabber07' wrote:

Revit wrote:RUN...while you still can!!!

Im with ya Ronnie

kids are bad for your health.


marriage is bad booty calls are good(kinda funy that im saying that)

learn to compromise on things, communicate

Just remember... the number cause of divorce is marriage.

remember...probably too late to say this but oh well
No one ever regrets waiting, but everyone regrets rushing.
and if you say "what about the one that got away"
well if they love you enough they'll wait

^thats what the bf told me, makes sense

You bought that?! :)

yup!
and it worked in his favor too last night ^_^ teehee

Nothing wrong with waiting. I did. I tell people I skipped the first marriage and went straight to the second! (Married at 36.)

That just because nobody would have you! ;)

I think that living in both sides of a duplex with no ajoining doors might help.

bah thats no fun at all^

After (almost) 30 years of marriage , I can sum it up this way: You can either be right or happy.

groupset wrote:After (almost) 30 years of marriage , I can sum it up this way: You can either be right or happy.

I could not have said it better.

perfectly said^

I'm not too sure about advice on marraige, but if you never have kids or a divorce, you stand a good chance of having money someday....

Oldokie wrote:I'm not too sure about advice on marraige, but if you never have kids or a divorce, you stand a good chance of having money someday....

I actually should have some good advice about staying married considering that next week I will have been in a state of wedded bliss for 32 yrs. Maybe it is because I stay drunk?

We'll be "celebrating" our 20th this summer, so I'm just months away from being qualified to give free marriage advice


Sooooo...........go back and read chapter 7 of 1st Corinthians, then chapter 5 of Ephesians (okay read the whole letter...) and then think long and hard about this again. You willing to die for her?

Paul's idea about celibacy isn't all that crazy after all!!!!!!!!!!


And remember, divorce is NEVER an option. Murder, yes; divorce, NO

hmmmm murder....

marriage is like a slurpy. you take the first taste and it's so good that you keep taking another till it gives you a frozen headache. after a while though you forget about it and start drinking again and there it is....that darn brain freeze headache.

Marriage is like drugs.......Just say NO!!