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Yeah my wife just takes are 9 month old son and goes shopping if I go anywhere. Can get expensive for me to go out.

Mikeyd3113 wrote:Yeah my wife just takes are 9 month old son and goes shopping if I go anywhere. Can get expensive for me to go out.

That would be cool for me, I would just order a shit ton of stang parts then.

Jerbear: but I love you

Me: I said no... beastiality is pauls thing not mine...

Paul: There is just something about the way the water hits his furry..

Me: STOP!.. good gawd

Jerbear: fine.. but thats how you become an admin... just sayin

This is why we didn't have more kids. It interfered with the club.

Well when kids turn about 2 to 3 years old its easy. they can walk around with you, there potty trained so its easy on the wife if she wants to go shopping with the kid. But with a 4 month old that is on a feeding schedule and the words "we will eat in a little while" dont apply to them and the screaming begins and the diapers need to be changed constantly it makes it really difficult on anyone. My wife works as much or more then i do, so i really have no leg to stand on sometimes.

Mines easy...she works nights and weekends. Soooooooo the club doesnt enterfere with my home life. No kids, so very little responsibilities. Its a wonderful life!

That will change... That will change.

Grabber07' wrote:Mines easy...she works nights and weekends. Soooooooo the club doesnt enterfere with my home life. No kids, so very little responsibilities. Its a wonderful life!

Wait til you get married and get a house. I need you to fix this, this, and this. Can you run the sweeper, can you do this. Oh hell then a kid comes along!!

But for real my wife is pretty good about guy time and I love spending time with the boy so I do not mind at all. Plus when he turns one I will have him out to a lot of functions.

I hear you Justin, my 8 and 6 year olds maintain themselves, much easier.

Grabber07' wrote:Mines easy...she works nights and weekends. Soooooooo the club doesnt enterfere with my home life. No kids, so very little responsibilities. Its a wonderful life!

No kids thankfully, we don't need any piss ant jr. jerbears in this world anytime soon.

Leonard 95 wrote:I hear you Justin, my 8 and 6 year olds maintain themselves, much easier.

Grabber07' wrote:Mines easy...she works nights and weekends. Soooooooo the club doesnt enterfere with my home life. No kids, so very little responsibilities. Its a wonderful life!

No kids thankfully, we don't need any piss ant jr. jerbears in this world anytime soon.

Thanks...

[quote="Leonard 95"]I hear you Justin, my 8 and 6 year olds maintain themselves, much easier.]

Yea, my 5 year old little girl gets herself dressed in the morning, takes a bath by herself, puts her PJ's on by herself, pretty much does everything herself. Even gets in the car and buckles herself in her booster. If only my boy can go from 4 months old to 5 years old by clicking my heals together 3 times.

Leonard 95 wrote:

Oldokie wrote:I can see that we have some relatively newlyweds. After 10 years they start to give up when they know trying to change you is pointless. At that point they are faced with the decision to hang around or go elsewhere. Either way, it gets better. Trust me on this.....

Shit, that hasn't kicked in yet for me, 11 years and I still have to hear the bitching about going out.

Ahhh!!! I forgot to mention one trick. When they try to change you, refuse to do so and put up with the pouting, bitching yelling, withholding etc. You must have missed that step PW boy!

I do that, she is one hardheaded biatchhhhh....

She makes more money then me. If she leaves its like losing your trust fund.

05SatinGT wrote:She makes more money then me. If she leaves its like losing your trust fund.

Same boat, I don't want to lose mine either.

Leonard 95 wrote:

05SatinGT wrote:She makes more money then me. If she leaves its like losing your trust fund.

Same boat, I don't want to lose mine either.

I knew we had a lot in common.

Leonard 95 wrote:

05SatinGT wrote:She makes more money then me. If she leaves its like losing your trust fund.

Same boat, I don't want to lose mine either.

Bummer having to check your balls at the door, no?

Oldokie wrote:

Leonard 95 wrote:

05SatinGT wrote:She makes more money then me. If she leaves its like losing your trust fund.

Same boat, I don't want to lose mine either.

Bummer having to check your balls at the door, no?

Nope, just means I can buy more shit since she makes good money and I do fairly good for myself. We pay all the bills with her money, what I make is for buying cars etc.....

Oldokie wrote:

Leonard 95 wrote:

05SatinGT wrote:She makes more money then me. If she leaves its like losing your trust fund.

Same boat, I don't want to lose mine either.

Bummer having to check your balls at the door, no?

Its like the big dog laying down to play with the little dog......I relinqish some power but if you piss me off i will bite......just now hard (dont want to lose the money)

Yea Blair, you got any aarp meetings this week?

Well Justin, in all honesty from looking at your avatar, it's a small price to pay.

Now, don't expect any more nice comments from me for the rest of the week!

Leonard 95 wrote:Yea Blair, you got any aarp meetings this week?

Gave up on AARP. They cancelled my car insurance after I collected on a hail damage. Also, the chicks are too hard to pick up at those meetings. Too high standards fopr me!

I bet they are hard to pick up, the ones your age are in wheelchairs probably.

Oldokie wrote:Well Justin, in all honesty from looking at your avatar, it's a small price to pay.

Now, don't expect any more nice comments from me for the rest of the week!

Thank you and know i dont expect it anymore... And dont expect you to be driving on the same tires because they have been slashed....opps did i say that....

05SatinGT wrote:

Oldokie wrote:Well Justin, in all honesty from looking at your avatar, it's a small price to pay.

Now, don't expect any more nice comments from me for the rest of the week!

Thank you and know i dont expect it anymore... And dont expect you to be driving on the same tires because they have been slashed....opps did i say that....

thats not really his family.... they wouldn't show up with him... so i felt bad and photoshoped Justin in with the family already in the frame he bought.....

Explains much.....

MrClark wrote:

05SatinGT wrote:

Oldokie wrote:Well Justin, in all honesty from looking at your avatar, it's a small price to pay.

Now, don't expect any more nice comments from me for the rest of the week!

Thank you and know i dont expect it anymore... And dont expect you to be driving on the same tires because they have been slashed....opps did i say that....

thats not really his family.... they wouldn't show up with him... so i felt bad and photoshoped Justin in with the family already in the frame he bought.....

And that is really you in your avitar kirby

Man them quotes are owning you Justin.

Leonard 95 wrote:Man them quotes are owning you Justin.

I fixed it... Thanks David.

Thats not all thats owning him