Jarrod Made me Do It!

Ok, so this virgin rear end creature you all call JareBear (did i spell it right), told me that I need to introduce myself. My name is Moriah. Southern Cali girl who has been thrown into the world of cow patties and scary men with no teeth. (hope i didnt offend anyone). I walked out to my car the other day and saw a little business card. Who put it on there?!!! Next time perhaps you can also leave a winning lotto ticket..hehe. Ok, so I hope that I dont offend anyone. I tend to open my mouth and speak before my brain realizes it. Dont know what else to say. Um, I own a mustang GT. She goes by the name Miss Daisy (driving miss daisy, corny huh?) I love Stangs..infact my bathroom material consists of mustang reading material rather than pornography. Although i have been known to paste a pictire of an almost nude pic of brad pitt onto a mustang..WOOT!

LOL! Welcome offically Moriah! We employed no less than 1000's BMMC elves patrolling the Tulsa Metro Area in search of Mustang to put cards on... (No idea who put that on your car)

With your open mind and colorful humor.. you'll fit in just fine with this group! Check our calendar for events and meets!

Post some pics and details of your car!

Hey,watch the teeth remarks And welcome,Ithink you'll fit in just fine.Just watch out for our resident mexican,imean our hot LATINO

He's Filipino, Tony!

I could have sworn someone said he was from Cuba.

I see you and the silver or grey car alot.I work for american on apache.The little service road to sherdian.I have yelled at you a few times but that yellow gt is to loud for you to hear me.

Nice to meet you. I am the twin brother of the creature they call Jear bear . But I dont have hair all over my body. I was born first and he got the left overs.. Have you seen the movie Twins with arnold. never mind. Post some pics of the car.

Welcome Moriah!

Welcome to the club!

Welcome mon amie!

I made you do what?!?!? hehe I am very unpredictable....a sneaky creature of the night. You can only tell I am there by the hint of mint in the air. tee hee hee


Welcome to the club!!! Post some pics of your car when you get a chance.

By the way...Im really not that hairy

Oh...Jarrod!!! He's just being Modest. He really is that hairy. LOL

Adikd2Stangs wrote: Although i have been known to paste a pictire of an almost nude pic of brad pitt onto a mustang..WOOT!

Well we have finally found someone who has something in common with the Jerbear!!

Welcome aboard Mariah! Enjoy this journey into a world of the craziest club ever!

Grabber07' wrote:By the way...Im really not that hairy

Dude, I have seen you trimming those 6" hairs on your back.. You can't lie around here..

Brrr its getting cold outside! Can we shave Jear Bear and recycle all that fur into a coat for me?

oooops

Adikd2Stangs wrote:Brrr its getting cold outside! Can we shave Jear Bear and recycle all that fur into a coat for me?

Thank you for the welcome all! Anyone bring house warming gift?

Welcome Moriah! I hope you find all the Jerbear jokes as entertaining as the rest of us. Feel free to make yourself at home. Hope to see you at an upcoming event.

Glad you could be here at my expense....dont worry I dont usually cut my wrists in the month of september. So feel free to keep making jokes about me :)

welcome welcome welcome.... be careful what pics you post on here.... I am known to alter them as I see fit for the entertainment value and to feel better about myself......

Welcome Moriah!!! You seem to have already adjusted well to this forum!!!

I adjusted once....

Grabber07' wrote:I adjusted once....

Did it help any????

naaa still itches

Grabber07' wrote:naaa still itches

Best you go see a doctor!!!

You adjusted once? Did i require tweezers and magnifying glass?

OUCH! ZING! You'll fit in just fine Moriah.........moooohaaaahaaahaaa (evil laugh)

Just the opposite...required a Fork Lift and Hydrolics.... I was blessed Moriah I was blessed

EWWWWWW!!!!!!