Dear obviously better than me guy
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Dear obviously better than me guy
This was posted about a year ago....but I had to post it again....funniest damn letter i have ever read. Guy is from another mustang forum
Dear (obviously better than me) guy,
Are you happy? Feel good? Was it fun?
Do you even know what you did? Let me paint a picture for you. Here I am, 1st day out in 2 weeks due to me being sick with the flu and bronchitis that my ugly niece gave me during an unwanted and unexpected visit by my loser brother, gorliila-ish wife and snot nose kids.
So there I am, driving down the on ramp about to merge when I spot you. Beautiful Black new Saleen, shining in the lights of cars around you, cruising at a sane speed.
Now to myself I think, woah.. I want to get up next to you, give you a wave and a nod of admiration. But then I think hey! Heres a great chance to show my GF what Saleen looks like, potentially softening the blow if I ever say: Imma spend 2 grand on some saleen body parts.
So I slowly roll up next to you and what do you do? You take off like someone lit a bottle rocket up a cats ass. Now normally I would take off after you knowing my stock GT wouldn't match, but in this case it was so bad that the wake of your car sucked my manhood with you.
You see, I just bought this car after hyping it up to my girl as a very fast and powerful ride. As you were becoming a dot on the horizon, the look on my girls face told the story. As I feebly tried to explain that that car is special, and the driver spent untold thousands on it, I realized she couldn't hear me as your exhaust was so loud that my voice was reduced to that of a childs after he got caught steeling candy.
The rest of the ride to the Thai Food restaurant was silent. And to be honest, I got the shits after that. I'm not blaming that part on you, but still. Bad night.
So here's the deal. Think of the small guy next to you when you decide to put your holier than thou foot on your golden Saleen pedal and whipple should send you a thank you letter, cuz Im buying one this week!
Scot
Ps I have attached a pic of my gf, in case you want to stab me in the neck and take here.
Dear (obviously better than me) guy,
Are you happy? Feel good? Was it fun?
Do you even know what you did? Let me paint a picture for you. Here I am, 1st day out in 2 weeks due to me being sick with the flu and bronchitis that my ugly niece gave me during an unwanted and unexpected visit by my loser brother, gorliila-ish wife and snot nose kids.
So there I am, driving down the on ramp about to merge when I spot you. Beautiful Black new Saleen, shining in the lights of cars around you, cruising at a sane speed.
Now to myself I think, woah.. I want to get up next to you, give you a wave and a nod of admiration. But then I think hey! Heres a great chance to show my GF what Saleen looks like, potentially softening the blow if I ever say: Imma spend 2 grand on some saleen body parts.
So I slowly roll up next to you and what do you do? You take off like someone lit a bottle rocket up a cats ass. Now normally I would take off after you knowing my stock GT wouldn't match, but in this case it was so bad that the wake of your car sucked my manhood with you.
You see, I just bought this car after hyping it up to my girl as a very fast and powerful ride. As you were becoming a dot on the horizon, the look on my girls face told the story. As I feebly tried to explain that that car is special, and the driver spent untold thousands on it, I realized she couldn't hear me as your exhaust was so loud that my voice was reduced to that of a childs after he got caught steeling candy.
The rest of the ride to the Thai Food restaurant was silent. And to be honest, I got the shits after that. I'm not blaming that part on you, but still. Bad night.
So here's the deal. Think of the small guy next to you when you decide to put your holier than thou foot on your golden Saleen pedal and whipple should send you a thank you letter, cuz Im buying one this week!
Scot
Ps I have attached a pic of my gf, in case you want to stab me in the neck and take here.
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
I remember this! If I remember... his GF was friggin smoking!
BMMC1- BMMC Board Member
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
She was...but all she is to me is a red X so I couldt copy it
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
lol that was funny
first time i read that
first time i read that
MustangFanatic07- BMMC Elite Post Pig
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
Send the link...
BMMC1- BMMC Board Member
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
still funny over here as well... wish I could see the GF also but it looks like he took down the pic
DEEZ-67- BMMC Regular
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
Yep. Pic is gone. Man we're a bunch of pervs. Allll riggght.
BMMC1- BMMC Board Member
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
hahaha ^^^ good story
rford426- BMMC Regular
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
Man i glad he put that all of this happened in San Diego cause i was gonna say i sure dont remember that at all...Yikes
dodger25- BMMC Enthusiast
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Re: Dear obviously better than me guy
dodger25 wrote:Man i glad he put that all of this happened in San Diego cause i was gonna say i sure dont remember that at all...Yikes
Kev... you snob!
BMMC1- BMMC Board Member
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