I want you all to know something!

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you're just an old man
Hittin' on me, what?
You need a cat scan



Old man, why are you staring at me?
Mack on me and my friends
It's kinda creepy
You should be prowling around the old folks home
Come on dude, leave us alone!

At first we thought it was kinda ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryna' make a killin'
Get back to the museum

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you're just an old man
Hittin' on me, what?
You need a cat scan

That's what you are

You're pretty old

Not long til' you're a senior citizen
And you can prowl around with a sexy tank of oxygen
Honey, your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Get up and go bro
Oh wait your fossilized, ha!

You sit down, buy me a martini
You won't go away, my hips aren't sinking

"Hey" you say "you want to come with me?"
I'm about to barf, seriously!

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you're just an old man
Hittin' on me, what?
You need a cat scan

I love it!

Pinkmustangjess wrote:Jared sang....Brittany Spears- Oops I did it again, Taylor Swift- love story, and Miranda Lambert- White Lie to me last night and he cannot deny it!

Nice Jess!! Really Nice!

I thought so :)

probkauz wrote:Nice Jess!! Really Nice!

you encourage this?? you know i would never sing oops i did it again!!

Haha it was funny...he didnt even know the words. Horrible singing! Maybe next time he will belly dance

Pinkmustangjess wrote:Haha it was funny...he didnt even know the words. Horrible singing! Maybe next time he will belly dance

that requires a belly.

I thought everyone had one but I forget your half dog!

Pinkmustangjess wrote:I thought everyone had one but I forget your half dog!

only when i have to track some one down. my street names dog the bounty hunter!

I've seen some of the things you've done, been party to more than a few, not pretty, Jared, not pretty.

probkauz wrote:I've seen some of the things you've done, been party to more than a few, not pretty, Jared, not pretty.

hey now who's side are you on!?!? and that one time at band camp doesn't count!

It was more than once . . . Elli told me

probkauz wrote:It was more than once . . . Elli told me

lies i tell you lies!

Elli doesn't lie! He loves to hurt people with the truth!

I like this Elli guy already!

He is perfect and awesome!!! I adore him . . . he is mine, all mine.

Where'd Jared go, slink back into his cage?

I think I made him mad! Oopsie!

Ehhh, doubt that, he doesn't anger easy. Jared's pretty cool, except when it comes to the car. If ya want to piss him off, talk sh#t about Talia.

Talia? Thats her name is Talia?

Short for Natalia, mine's named Kauz.

hmmmm my 01 was lexi....im gonna have to think of a good name for my new one!

First you have to get a new. How's the search going??

Dang Jerry stepped on that bubble...Well supposed to go look at one tonight but my tires on my pontiac need to be changed before I can drive it. So if i get home in enough time tonight and take the volvo I can still go look. I have to drive like 40mph all the way home though.

I'm afraid for your safety in that RAT. Damn, girl.

Pinkmustangjess wrote:Dang Jerry stepped on that bubble...Well supposed to go look at one tonight but my tires on my pontiac need to be changed before I can drive it. So if i get home in enough time tonight and take the volvo I can still go look. I have to drive like 40mph all the way home though.

the offer to take you is still on the table

Ill make it! If I dont then I want you to have my gas cap!

Pinkmustangjess wrote:Ill make it! If I dont then I want you to have my gas cap!

noo! no woman left behind!!!!!