Craig's List - Personal Add

by Dein 2/3/2009, 12:08 am

Me: Clean, sober SWM with infinite patience and a degree in construction management who
gives stellar cunnilingus and loves to cook and travel. Reads for fun, loves rock music, country
music, dive bars, and pays all his bills on time.

You: goodlooking 21-35 year old SWF with moderate to severe meth addiction, raging
alcoholism, and a healthy streak of paranoia. Must enjoy late night activities, including (but
not limited to) imploring me to chase invisible intruders who are crawling around in the rafters
trying to find your stash and/or steal things from you, picking at scabs, bundling things
together with tape, and drinking shitty domestic beer (Box wine is also acceptable). Must
come home drunk at least 3x a week wanting (but being too drunk to engage in) mediocre
sex. Must be willing to keep loaded weapons in bed with us to defend against the crank
monsters that come in at night. Must assume that any time I leave the house I am seeking ass
elsewhere.
Children are also acceptable, however they must live at least one hundred miles away with
some obscure relative so that you can borrow my new truck once a month "to go see them for
a weekend" but, inevitably never make it.
Must love Dogs and Sports

Hope to hear from you soon!

Note: A few weeks ago.. My friend posted a personal add on Craigs list.. He called me and told me to read it, I found this one instead... Its damn funny!!! I don't know who wrote it, but I have to give them props for creativity!

Maybe it was Paul?!? stirpot