Win a Date With Jerry!

I've decided to auction off a date with my friend Jerry to raise money for the club.

Here's the rules...

• The individual must be Female (Jarrod- Until your operation is complete, you're still legally a male)
  
• Must be self supportive or have gobs of cash
  
• Must be a real breathing human life form...
  
• VD Free...
  
• Your home must be securly mounted to it's foundation. No wheels.
  
• Must be between the ages of 18 and 30
  
• If someone has ever made the comment, "You should be a model for Playboy"... You're in.
  
• No prior arrest or convictions of any sort.
  

We'll start the bidding at: $5 Who'll give me $10?!

We need pics of said Jerry

Nice!!!

Grabber07' wrote:We need pics of said Jerry

Mr Kirby... A little help here..

I allways new the pimp would come out in you Paul.

NEEDFORSPEED wrote:I allways new the pimp would come out in you Paul.

hey, hey hey, I'm not Pauls bitch, that's the Jerbears job!!!

midget pimp

Is he going to bathe first?

Been asked to add a little more about Jerry...

Turnoffs:
-Dirty anything... If you want to get close to Jerry… your "undercarriage" better be clean. As well as anything you touch and own. Let's just say ; They designed Purell for Jerry.

-Things out of place or their order. If you invite Jerry over for a romantic evening… you better make damm sure the labels on the can goods in the cabinet are facing forward AND alphabetized. And God help you the Dish Soap or Shampoo Bottles have the dried gooo encrusted around the top. God help you...

TurnOns:
-Powerful Vacuums. I'm not talking about the a wimpy Hoover or Kenmore… To please this man, it better be a Dyson, Oreck or better.

-Clean Wheel Wells. Wanna bring a sexy little smile to Jerry's face? Show up with clean wheel wells. Not just clean mind you… cleaned and sprayed with protectant. Yes ladies… he'll be putty in your hands.

-Want be naughty? Dab a little lysol behind each ear. He'll go crazy!

i know someone that has a kirby. they suck pretty darn hard. clean the hell out of some carpet.

2006GT wrote:Been asked to add a little more about Jerry...

Turnoffs:
-Dirty anything... If you want to get close to Jerry… your "undercarriage" better be clean. As well as anything you touch and own. Let's just say ; They designed Purell for Jerry.

-Things out of place or their order. If you invite Jerry over for a romantic evening… you better make damm sure the labels on the can goods in the cabinet are facing forward AND alphabetized. And God help you the Dish Soap or Shampoo Bottles have the dried gooo encrusted around the top. God help you...

TurnOns:
-Powerful Vacuums. I'm not talking about the a wimpy Hoover or Kenmore… To please this man, it better be a Dyson, Oreck or better.

-Clean Wheel Wells. Wanna bring a sexy little smile to Jerry's face? Show up with clean wheel wells. Not just clean mind you… cleaned and sprayed with protectant. Yes ladies… he'll be putty in your hands.

-Want be naughty? Dab a little lysol behind each ear. He'll go crazy!

Is this based on personal experience?

groupset wrote:

2006GT wrote:Been asked to add a little more about Jerry...

Turnoffs:
-Dirty anything... If you want to get close to Jerry… your "undercarriage" better be clean. As well as anything you touch and own. Let's just say ; They designed Purell for Jerry.

-Things out of place or their order. If you invite Jerry over for a romantic evening… you better make damm sure the labels on the can goods in the cabinet are facing forward AND alphabetized. And God help you the Dish Soap or Shampoo Bottles have the dried gooo encrusted around the top. God help you...

TurnOns:
-Powerful Vacuums. I'm not talking about the a wimpy Hoover or Kenmore… To please this man, it better be a Dyson, Oreck or better.

-Clean Wheel Wells. Wanna bring a sexy little smile to Jerry's face? Show up with clean wheel wells. Not just clean mind you… cleaned and sprayed with protectant. Yes ladies… he'll be putty in your hands.

-Want be naughty? Dab a little lysol behind each ear. He'll go crazy!

Is this based on personal experience?

Yep... I recieved an email from Jarrod. Needless to say... I had to leave some things out.

2006GT wrote:

groupset wrote:

2006GT wrote:Been asked to add a little more about Jerry...

Turnoffs:
-Dirty anything... If you want to get close to Jerry… your "undercarriage" better be clean. As well as anything you touch and own. Let's just say ; They designed Purell for Jerry.

-Things out of place or their order. If you invite Jerry over for a romantic evening… you better make damm sure the labels on the can goods in the cabinet are facing forward AND alphabetized. And God help you the Dish Soap or Shampoo Bottles have the dried gooo encrusted around the top. God help you...

TurnOns:
-Powerful Vacuums. I'm not talking about the a wimpy Hoover or Kenmore… To please this man, it better be a Dyson, Oreck or better.

-Clean Wheel Wells. Wanna bring a sexy little smile to Jerry's face? Show up with clean wheel wells. Not just clean mind you… cleaned and sprayed with protectant. Yes ladies… he'll be putty in your hands.

-Want be naughty? Dab a little lysol behind each ear. He'll go crazy!

Is this based on personal experience?

Yep... I recieved an email from Jarrod. Needless to say... I had to leave some things out.

ROFLCOPTER!!

MustangFanatic07 wrote:ROFLCOPTER!!

What does that mean? Rolling on the floor laughing whats copter? Helicopter?

You know ROFL .... COPTER= Can't Operate Til Eye's Refocus.

See I told you all them pimps know the lingo.

How creative!

someone has too much time on their hands

yeah 2 seconds is a lot of time lol
You guys are such nOOblets
google ROFLCOPTER.

Did you hear that?! I'm a nOOblet.

Is that like a Jebear?

2 pages and we're still at 5 bucks, !! Is that all I'm worth

Oh...sorry. We forgot about you, Jerry.

$25 I figure I he can get all of my cars and trucks detailed in one date.

30
black takes longer to detail

Jerry I wont sabatoge your cars shine if you do mine for free....otherwise ummm well...yours wont look so good at the show. Paint thinner doesnt react well with paint finish

Thats ok, I will just have Paul park next to you at the show.